A Closet Dilemma

As I mentioned in my bed post, our new place is very lacking in the closet department.  This is most unwelcome, as I've been told I hoard clothes (and shoes...oh, the shoes) and have been spoiled with a large walk-in closet in my past couple of apartments.  The new bedroom is, in fact, totally devoid of a closet, sparking my current dilemma: where do all my clothes go?  Short of building an addition to our place, I have come up dry on ideas.  I have scoured the internet for fun and crafty ideas for those in my same situation, but have found many to be too cutesy or hodge-podgey for my tastes.  Despite this home (and my general taste) to be eclectic, I like closets clean, organized, and hidden.  Below are some of my ideas, although none are sticking out to me as practical or fabulous options.

Since I kind of hate all those options, I decided to add a second gallery of purely fun and outrageous closets.  One day, one day...